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post Dec 20 2012, 01:59 AM
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започваме с диференциални уравнения:

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post Dec 20 2012, 09:27 AM
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Не съм сигурен дали разбирам правилно темата, но веднага се сетих за expand (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bigok.gif)

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post Dec 20 2012, 09:52 AM
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ами да , нещо такова...
тест по математика за негри:

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Ghetto Math Test
Name: ____________
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Gang Name: ____________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots, and he shoots 13 times at every drive by shooting, how may drive by shootings can he enjoy before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Ricky for $320 and 2 grams to D.J. for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If his price is $65 per Joe, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 pound pound of heroin and make a 20% profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for stealing a Chevy, and $200 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $1000?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison, and how many years will he get for killing her for spending his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can Tagger spray if he steals 3 cans of paint and finds 1 can of paint 1/3 empty?

8. Hector has knocked up 6 girls in his gang. If there are 27 girls in the gang, what percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?

10. Jermel was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?
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post Dec 20 2012, 11:34 AM
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тва с експанд е супер добро (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.png) бях го виждал и преди, де, ама пак много ме развесели.

А тва първото по едно време ми е прекалено сложно да го следя с всичките му картинки, ама ме кефи, че е получил максимума брой точки, решавайки задача по математика с динозаври, кучета и лешници (IMG:style_emoticons/default/teeth.gif)
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post Dec 20 2012, 11:35 AM
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як е коментара на оценяващия : Технически си прав, но не го прави никога повече!
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post Dec 20 2012, 12:39 PM
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post Dec 20 2012, 03:50 PM
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post Jan 9 2013, 09:39 AM
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post Jan 15 2013, 12:18 AM
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post Jan 18 2013, 03:45 PM
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post Jan 18 2013, 04:34 PM
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силно е.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.png)
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post Feb 28 2013, 12:08 PM
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post Mar 1 2013, 09:34 AM
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post Mar 1 2013, 09:46 AM
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post Mar 5 2013, 07:56 AM
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ох.. не. незнам кво да кажа. много добро (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

статията се казва:

Collective Motion of Moshers at Heavy Metal Concerts

http://arxiv.org/pdf/1302.1886v1.pdf
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post Mar 5 2013, 09:40 AM
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То направо за дипломна работа
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post Mar 5 2013, 11:19 AM
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този труд е достоен за номинация за Ig® Nobel Prize (IMG:style_emoticons/default/victory.png)

http://www.improbable.com/ig/
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post Mar 12 2013, 10:03 AM
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бяхме се отклонили малко..

и ето отново баш по темата

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post Mar 27 2013, 07:36 PM
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post Apr 7 2013, 07:42 PM
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post Apr 8 2013, 03:48 PM
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post Apr 9 2013, 07:24 AM
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The Eye of Sauron.. it sees all!


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post Apr 9 2013, 12:16 PM
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post Apr 14 2013, 02:43 PM
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post Apr 14 2013, 03:00 PM
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^ това се води 'неетичен експеримент' (IMG:style_emoticons/default/anger.png)
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post Apr 14 2013, 03:12 PM
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Съдейки по разположението на експерименталните единици (свръх маса вдясно) опита ще затихне бързо.
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post May 14 2013, 01:09 PM
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не много в темата но:

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post May 16 2013, 11:52 AM
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Големец

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post May 16 2013, 11:53 AM
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post May 17 2013, 08:52 AM
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post May 17 2013, 09:46 AM
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кво е тва уравнение?
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post May 17 2013, 11:04 AM
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ами незнам точно

прилича на решение на частен случай на уравнението на Шрьодингер. но не мога да стопля за какъв случай става въпрос.

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post May 17 2013, 11:25 AM
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Ама как може да не знаете?!?! Толкова е елементарно (IMG:style_emoticons/default/haha.png)
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post May 17 2013, 11:51 AM
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сигурно е че става въпрос за решение на вълново уравнение в някакъв квантовомеханичен случай

щом има вълновата ф-я Ψ и щом има потенциалната енергия ∇ (IMG:style_emoticons/default/superman.png)
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post May 17 2013, 12:19 PM
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това ли било? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bigok.gif)
ясно (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bigok.gif)
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post May 17 2013, 12:21 PM
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post May 17 2013, 06:07 PM
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Формулата е за определяне на земен натиск при пилотно фундиране в слаби и льосови почви. Това момче е известно.
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post Jun 28 2013, 10:10 AM
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http://www.unm.edu/~gfmiller/cycle_effects_on_tips.pdf


ъъъъ... незнам
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post Jun 29 2013, 09:14 AM
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ако не я прочетохте -> в горната статия се доказва че стриптизьорки в цикъл, печелят повече бакшиши
отколкото тези които не са в цикъл
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post Oct 23 2013, 02:32 PM
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малко биология

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post Nov 7 2013, 06:27 PM
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Math, not even once!


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post Nov 26 2013, 09:53 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Pqf14mH88

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post Jun 24 2014, 05:19 PM
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post Jun 24 2014, 07:56 PM
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не знам уравнението кво е, съответно не го разбирам (IMG:style_emoticons/default/sad.gif) иначе ясно, че е песничката от свежия принц на бел въздух
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post Jun 24 2014, 09:26 PM
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историята на Архимед.. всяко тяло потопено във вода изтласква обема си... ЕВРИКА
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